31 Days of Fright: Ju-On: The Grudge

 

Rika, going above and beyond the call of duty for a social work volunteer.

This January, in support of the Toronto Rape Crisis Centre / Multicultural Women Against Rape, friends and family have raised over $1,000, which means I have to watch and write about thirty-one horror movies. I’ll watch (on average) one movie a night, many of them requested by donors, after which I’ll write some things about said movies on this website. Be forewarned that all such write-ups will contain spoilers! Today’s film is one of the modern classics of J-horror (or Japanese horror), Ju-On: The Grudge (2002), directed by Takashi Shimizu, who also dirtied the American remake. The film was requested by donor and friend, Carrie Macmillan, a marketing specialist at University of Toronto Press journals, and a big supporter of the TRCC/MWAR. The DVD was once again provided by my local video store, Queen Video.

What happens:

Ju-On: The Grudge was – along with The Ring, Pulse, and Dark Water – one of the first Japanese films from the early 2000s that took the horror world by storm with their fresh takes on typical haunted house tropes. In Ju-On, the opening title card defines the word for us: ju-on is the curse of one who dies in the grip of a powerful rage. This card is followed by frenetic shots of a dad-like man covered in blood, engaging in such varied actions as taping stuff together, staring at a woman’s corpse, and roughly handling a cat. Could this be the powerful rage we were hoping for?

The film is divided into several vignettes, each named after a different character, that fit together elliptically. The first introduces us to Rika Nishina (Megumi Okina), a volunteer at the social welfare centre. Her supervisor asks her to check on a client of theirs all by herself (highly unorthodox for a volunteer!), promising her dinner if she does it. She eventually agrees and makes her way to the Tokunaga household. No one answers at the door, so she lets herself in and finds an episode of Hoarders has exploded all over the inside of the home. After repeated calls, she finally sees someone’s hand press against the shoji door panel. Upon investigation, she finds it’s an old woman, Ms. Sachie (Chikako Isomura), dishevelled and in a near-cataontic state. Worse: it looks like she’s soiled her tatami mat.

Rika sets to cleaning up both Ms. Sachie and the house. In her housekeeping, she discovers a crumpled family photo in which the mother has been torn out. Then, while cleaning the second floor, she hears a scratching behind a makeshift wall, secured with tape. As she approaches the scratching, she hears a loud meow. There’s a cat behind the wall! She removes the tape and finds not only a black cat (seemingly unharmed), but a boy! And the boy looks just like the kid in the crumpled photo. Rika calls into the social welfare centre to say she’s found a boy in the house, but his parents have yet to arrive. Shortly thereafter, a woman named Hitomi calls the family and leaves a message on the answering machine. Ms. Sachie can’t tell her who the boy is (obvi), but the boy says his name is Toshio. Moments later, Ms. Sachie starts mumbling to herself – something about “I told her over and over” – then her face goes rigid with terror and Rika suddenly sees what she sees: a black spectre looming over top her face. Rika passes out.

The film cuts to a young couple in the same house, Katsuya (Kanji Tsuda) and Kazumi Tokunaga (Shuri Matsuda), arguing about his elderly mother. The wife, Kazumi, complains his mother is keeping her awake with her strange sounds, but the husband hears nothing. They’re paying for a social worker who is apparently no help. When Katsuya leaves for work, Kazumi finds herself stalked through her own house by a mysterious child (Toshio, though he looks way more ghostly now) and his cat. Eventually, she sees them and screams in terror. Katsuya arrives home later and can’t find his wife. He calls for her and eventually finds her, seemingly catatonic on the bed. Katsuya calls for an ambulance when the ghost kid suddenly pops up beside the bed and yowls just like an angry cat. Kazumi, on the bed, starts to gasp (and maybe dies?), while Katsuya nervously bites his nails, then turns dark, as if possessed.

Hitomi Tokunaga (Misaki Ito), Katsuya’s sister, then arrives downstairs, wondering where her brother and sister-in-law have gone. She finds Katsuya shaking on the stairs. He insists she leave, forcing her out the door and ranting that “that’s not my child.” Katsuya shoves her out of his house so quickly, her shoes are still unstrapped. He goes upstairs, possessed, and we see a spooky woman peering out from window above.

 

I’m still not sure this is worse than bedbugs.

The film switches perspective again, focusing on Hitomi, Katsuya’s sister, in the middle of making the telephone call we heard the other end of during the first segment. What we didn’t see is Hitomi receiving a return call while she’s in a bathroom stall at work. Instead of her brother, she only hears a long, droning guttural sound. The sound continues after she hangs up and exits the bathroom. A raggedy teddy bear is tossed on the bathroom floor and a black spectre (for lack of a better description) begins to emerge from one stall over. Hitomi rushes back to her office and summons a security guard.

The security guard leaves to investigate the women’s washroom. Hitomi watches him via the security camera, and is witness to a black mist that begins to envelop him and pull him inside. Hitomi freaks right out and runs all the way home, stalked by the ghost child – unseen by her but visible to the audience. Once at her apartment, she receives another phone call from her brother, who claims to be outside. He just needs her unit number. Moments later, Hitomi sees him on the other side of her peephole, but when she opens the door to greet him, no one is there. Instead, she hears the low, guttural sound from her telephone again. Hitomi hides in her bed and turns on the television to distract herself, but the pictures begin to distort and make strange sounds, as well. She turns off the TV and ducks under the covers, but who should she find, nestled against her tummy, but a ghostly demon-woman!

Eventually, Rika’s supervisor goes to check on the house. He finds the old woman still clutching her face and Rika curled up in the fetal position in a corner. Before long, the police are on the scene. Our detectives Nakagawa (Hirokazu Inoue) – an older, moustachioed man – and Igarashi (Daisuke Honda) – a young, James Dean type – scour the house for evidence of what happened. They hear a cellular phone ring inside the house, but can’t place where it’s coming from. Eventually they find the Tokunagas dead in the attic, phone in Katsuya’s front pocket. Detective Nakagawa interviews Rika once she’s recovered from her trauma. She tells him about the boy, Toshio, and the detective regrets to inform her the Tokunagas had no children. Meanwhile, Detective Handsome has been doing some research on the house, and it seems many families who’ve lived there have gone missing. Years ago, a man named Takeo Saeki killed his wife, Kayako (Takako Fuji) in that very house. Takeo was later found dead at the roadside. They had one son: Toshio. Dun-dun-DUNNN!

Fun fact: Kayako’s body was also found in the attic. (Okay, I guess that’s not fun.) Additionally, only one police officer working on the Kayako Saeki murder investigation is still kicking around, so the young cop pays him a visit. Yuji Toyoma (Yoji Tanaka) is no longer a cop and is primarily working as a devoted dad to one daughter, Izumi, when the detective finds him. He looks like someone’s walked over his grave when the detective asks about the Saeki case. Around this same time, someone finds Rika’s supervisor, dead of fright in a bathroom.

Yuji accompanies the detective to look at the security footage from Hitomi’s office. While Igarashi takes a phone call, Yuji watches the full security camera tape. A truly horrific black figure leaves the restroom after killing the security guard and approaches the camera, eventually enveloping it entirely in black. Suddenly eyes can be seen in the blackness, and Yuji (and we audience members) nearly pees his pants in terror. Across town, Rika awakes in her bed to find ghost Toshio leaning over the bed. The ghostly wife, Kayako, looms over the headboard making her usual guttural sounds.

“The hottest new spot in town is Ju-On: they have sixty wines, ghost children … everything!”

Yuji Toyoma, sick and tired of these motherf–ing grudges in this motherf–ing house, breaks the police tape and shows up at the Tokunagas one night with two containers of gasoline. He starts drowning the place in petrol when he hears teenaged girls talking from behind the door. It opens slightly, and a sunlight-dappled scene emerges from the other side. A teenaged schoolgirl named Izumi (just like his daughter) abandons her friends, saying she’s scared. She turns to stare at Yuji for a moment, then leaves. Yuji continues up the stairs, finds three other schoolgirls talking, who then scream out in terror. Ghost Kayako then emerges at the top of the stairs, crawling on her hands and knees and making the most horrible sounds.

Yuji topples downs the stairs, completely spooked. The detectives arrive on the scene and Yuji makes a hasty retreat. The two detectives then see what had him so scared, and the crawling monster comes after them.

The scene moves forward several years. Izumi Toyoma (Misa Uehara), Yuji’s daughter, is now a teenager (and the audience realizes Yuji was witnessing a vision from the future). Izumi and her friends, Chiharu and Miyuki, walk to school, and Izumi is distracted by a flyer for three missing teenaged friends. Later, at home, she watches a newscast that announces the body of Rika Nishina has been found in the attic of a house. Izumi’s friends show up at her apartment to show her some photos for the school yearbook, and Izumi’s very spooky mom, who looks like she hasn’t slept since the first Ju-On victim died, answers the door. They find Izumi squatting in the dark, completely terrified. When Chiharu goes to open the curtains, Izumi flips out on her. The windows have been completely blacked out with old newspaper.

Izumi then reveals that she was with the three girls when they went missing. They all visited a haunted house, but Izumi was so scared, she fled from the house on her own. Now she’s feels stalked by invisible forces. As Izumi’s friends decide to leave Izumi with her own dark thoughts, the mother approaches them and mentions Izumi is a lot like her husband was before he died. He also sealed all the windows. Chiharu and Miyuki realize they forgot to show Izumi the photographs. They pull them from the folder and notice the eyes of Izumi and the three missing girls have been completely blacked out in every image.

Back in her room, Izumi has a vision of her deceased father, looking tired. She then realizes she saw him when she was leaving the haunted house – it was some sort of ghost time portal, I guess. But that night, the missing girls return to Izumi as ghosts. They enter her room through the holes in the newspapered windows. The Night of the Living Dead Japanese Schoolgirls pursue her into the kitchen and corner her against a dumb waiter, from which emerges Kayako, who presumably drags her into hell.

Back to the past: Rika is still alive. She’s got a kicky new haircut and is back to her usual routine, caring for the old and infirm. But all is not as well as her hairdo might have you believe. In the shower, she feels someone else’s hands in that very same hair. While talking with her schoolteacher friend Mariko in a restaurant, she feels a cat run across her feet. When she looks under the table, she sees ghost Toshio, crouched at her feet! The next day, Mariko calls from the house of a boy who was absent from school. The boy is there, but his parents are missing. At the other end of the line, Rika hears a yowling cat and realizes which house Mariko is inside.

Rika runs to the house to save Mariko, but by the time she arrives, Mariko is already being sucked up into the attic by an unseen demonic force. Then the noisy, crawling Kayako comes for her down the stairs. Kayako is covered in blood as she descends toward the panicking Rika. But the longer Rika stares, the more human Kayako begins to appear. And eventually, she becomes no threat at all. But then who should arrive but the ghost of Kayako’s husband, Taeko Saeki, also covered in blood. (They had that in common.) He trods down the stairs and moves his bloody hand toward Rika’s face as she screams. The final shot of the film is Rika covered in a bloody sheet in the house’s attic. Her eyes bolt open as the camera zooms in and a guttural sound spills out from her mouth.

 

This is just one of the reasons I don’t trust chiropractors.

Takeaway points:

  • Ju-On is all about sound design. Even if you watched this movie with your eyes closed, I’m convinced you’d have nightmares. The guttural drone that ghost Kayako makes, as well as the crackling sound that accompanies her as she jerkily crawls down the house’s stairs are two of the more unsettling sound effects in film history. The sound design reminded me a lot of Australian horror film The Babadook, another horror movie that relies heavily on truly disturbing audio.
  • One of the more interesting things about Ju-On is its elliptical structure. There are so few horror movies that play with film sequence. Sure, most have a flashback here or there, but rarely does a narrative jump backward and forward in time, with only a few visual cues to give audiences a sense of where the are. It’s unfortunate more don’t use this method, as it keeps audiences uneasy and uncertain of where they are. There’s a quotation I can’t entirely remember made by a film critic about Wes Craven and his movie Last House in the Left– something about being in the director’s hands and not trusting where he’ll guide him. That’s a bit how I felt here.
  • Maybe Ju-On is just a good haunted house story. But maybe it’s something else. What struck me is the conversation between Izumi’s mother and her school friends, when the mother remarks that Izumi is acting just like her father before he died. (We can assume he died of ghost-related complications.) This, and the entirety of the plot, led me to believe Ju-On is about transgenerational trauma. Not only does it serve as a metaphor of how abuse can continue from generation to generation – just look at the effect Takeo’s murder of his wife had on little Toshio – but so can trauma. Everyone who comes in contact with the house lives the rest of their life haunted until they die. It travels from parent to child, from friend to friend. This phenomenon has been seen in the children of Holocaust survivors, the children of former slaves, the children of residential school survivors: people traumatized through some family or cultural connection though they were never first-hand victims. Could Ju-Onbe the first great ghost story about transgenerational trauma?
  • The film also serves as an indictment of the practice of unpaid interns. Rika is a volunteer – not even been paid for her work at the social welfare centre – but is expected to pay a visit to the creepiest haunted house in town. I assume the reason she agrees is because it will reflect well on her, make her seem like a team player, so she may one day get paying social work. Like a magazine intern copyediting in the wee hours of a Friday, Rika pays the price for her not-quite-employers’ unwillingness to pay for her labour. The message is pretty clear: internships = death.

Truly terrifying or truly terrible?: I was already terrified by the DVD menu, so Ju-On was off to an excellent start. The appearances of both Toshio and the more terrifying Kayako have diminishing returns, but Kayako’s guttural sounds are chill-inducing. And I don’t think I can un-see that security camera footage. That thirty seconds of film was scarier than all of Paranormal Activity combined.

Hitomi, looking sharp.

Hitomi, looking sharp.

Best outfit: Hitomi Tokunaga has the best style in Ju-On by a country mile. The outfit she wears on the day of her death – a red jacket, interestingly collared blouse, and white skirt with a diagonal red plaid – is so good, it’s almost worth being found dead in it.

Best line: “Izumi, were you paranormal?” – Chiharu to her haunted friend

Best kill: Most of the victims in Ju-On seem to die of fright or of having their souls dragged to hell or something vague like that. Which makes for very poetic, but not totally rad kills. Still, Kayako emerging from behind Izumi’s head to pull her head back to her doom was really spooky. And you can’t beat the terror of finding a ghost nuzzled against your abdomen in bed, can you?

Unexpected cameo: I honestly don’t watch enough Japanese film to recognize any actors from any of their non-Ju-On / Grudge films, but I did note that Kanji Tsuda, who plays Katsuya Tokunaga, also plays Ryuhei’s fellow downsized coworker Kurosu in the very good Tokyo Sonata.

Unexpected lesson(s) learned: yellowing newspaper over the windows can block most ghosts. As long as the seal is tight.

Most suitable band name derived from the movie: Tokunaga House.

Next up: Borgman (2013).

31 Days of Fright: Pet Sematary

This cat was robbed at the Golden Globes in 1989.

This cat was robbed at the Golden Globes in 1989.

This January, in support of the Toronto Rape Crisis Centre / Multicultural Women Against Rape, friends and family have raised over $1,000, which means I have to watch and write about thirty-one horror movies. I’ll watch (on average) one movie a night, many of them requested by donors, after which I’ll write some things about said movies on this website. Be forewarned that all such write-ups will contain spoilers! Today’s film is a movie often considered one of the better adaptations of Stephen King’s work, Pet Sematary (1989), directed by Mary Lambert (director of Madonna’s best music videos, like “Like a Prayer” and “Material Girl“). The film was requested by ECW Press Creative Director (and my books’ copyeditor), Crissy Calhoun. She’s also the author of numerous books on pop culture, like Love You to Death: The Unofficial Companion to The Vampire Diaries. The DVD was provided by my local video store, Queen Video.

What happens:

A young, white family drives their station wagon to their new home in the Maine countryside (this is Stephen King, after all), and we instantly know from the bumper sticker that one of them is a doctor. That doctor is Dr. Louis Creed (Dale Midkiff), and he and his wife, Rachel (Denise Crosby, a.k.a. Tasha Yar!), daughter Ellie (Blaze Berdahl), toddler, Gage (Miko Hughes), and the blue-gray family cat, Winston Churchill (or “Church”) have moved from Chicago so that Dr. Creed can work at the university hospital. This perfect new home is, unfortunately, right beside a very busy road frequented by many an eighteen-wheeler. “One mean road,” as a character later proclaims. In fact, toddler Gage nearly toddles right out onto the highway and it’s only new neighbour Jud Crandall (Fred Gwynne – Herman Munster himself!) who prevents him from becoming road pizza.

Thankful for their helpful neighbour, Rachel asks the older man what the mysterious path behind their house leads to, and Jud, font of homespun wisdom, cryptically says, “That’s a good story. We’ll talk about it one day.” That day occurs one night soon after, when, over beers, Jud tells Louis the path leads to a pet cemetery, in which many of the four-legged residents met their dooms right on the roadway in front of his house. After the family meets their new housekeeper, Missy (Susan Blommaert), a perennially agitated woman with stomach problems who laments that she never met a doctor, they go with Jud on a field trip to the pet cemetery. Or “pet sematary,” as the sign reads. (“It’s misspelled,” Rachel says. Are we sure she’s not the doctor?)

Jud reveals his dog Spot (who died in 1924) is buried here, and this leads to a general discussion of pet mortality. One that Rachel is not prepared for her young kids to have. Jud, however, feels the need to expose the youngsters to the idea of finality, and waxes poetic on the pet cemetery, noting, “the graveyard is where the dead speak.” All the death talk affects young Ellie something fierce, and soon she’s complaining to her dad about her cat Church’s inevitable end. Louis tells his daughter that neutering Church will make him less likely to run into the road and get hit by a car. Upon Rachel’s urging, he literally promises Church won’t get run over by a truck. (Can you see where this is going?)

Cut to the university campus, where a bunch of students are hauling a gruesome car accident victim to Dr. Creed. Unfortunately, there’s nothing Louis can do for the young jogger, but after the victim flatlines, he seemingly springs momentarily to life and cryptically whispers to the doctor, “The soil of a man’s hear is stonier, Louis.” How did he know the doctor’s name? The dead jogger, Victor Pascow (Brad Greenquist), soon visits Louis in his sleep. Death hasn’t improved his massive head wound any, and he beckons Louis to follow him to the pet sematary. He says he wants to help Louis because Louis tried to help him. Standing in the pet graveyard, he gestures to the hill beyond and warns him not to go to “the place where the dead walk,” for the barrier was not meant to be crossed. Louis awakes in the morning, convinced it was just a vivid dream, but when he pulls his sheets back, his feet are caked in dirt!

Thanksgiving looms on the horizon. Rachel is taking the kids to her parents’ place, but Louis (who starts to look more and more like Dr. Michael Mancini from Melrose Place) won’t be joining them. (Her dad isn’t a fan of Louis joining the family, for reasons not fully explored.) Promptly after his wife and kids leave, Louis discovers the cat, Church, has been hit by a car. He goes over the Jud’s front lawn to retrieve the corpse and pulls it from the frostbitten ground. (“Like a sticky note off a letter,” Jud remarks on the sound.) Louis frets over how he’ll break the news to Ellie, but Jud tells him there may be a better way.

 

You could probably already tell, but he’s a friendly ghost. Like Casper!

Jud and Louis, dead cat in hand, hike beyond the pet sematary and up that hill the ghost warned Louis about. They clamber over dangerous bramble and hear terrifying animal sounds until they reach a series of concentric circles and stones situated on the earth. The spot is a Mik’maq burial ground, Jud informs him, and it’s where Louis should bury Ellie’s cat. When Louis asks why, Jud mysteriously says he has his reasons. The process of burial takes well into the night – Jud can’t help Louis dig, he insists – and when they return to the Creed household, Jud suggests Louis not tell his family what they did. He then quotes Pascow’s line about stonier hearts and Louis is freaked right out. So much so that when he talks to his kids on the telephone, he can’t event respond when Gage says he loves him. Daddy can’t talk right now; his heart is all stony.

Working in the garage the next day, Louis hears a monstrous yowl. Church has returned, though his glowing eyes suggest he might not be exactly the same. Louis inspects the cat more thoroughly and it seems fine. He goes to Jud, assuming they accidentally buried the cat alive, but Jud knows better. Jud describes how he first buried his Spot in that Mik’maq burial ground, but when the dog came back, he was still cut up and wasn’t the same dog at all. When Spot died a second time, they buried him in the pet sematary. Louis asks the forbidden question – “Has anyone ever buried a person up there?” – and Jud is horrified by the mere suggestion.

Later that night, Dr. Creed draws a bath and indulges in some much-needed “me” time, but before long, the undead Church tosses a dead rat into his bath and begins to hiss at him. Chuch came back not quite all right, and Ellie already suspects something half the country away in Chicago. When Louis meets his family at the airpot, Ellie can’t believe her cat is okay. She’s been having dreams that Church was hit by a truck and Jud and her dad buried the cat in the pet sematary. Ellie also notices, once she sees the cat in person, that Church has acquired an awful new stench. “Can cats have shampoo?” she asks.

Around this time, Missy, unable to take her chronic stomach pain any longer, hangs herself in her basement. The Creeds’ attendance at her funeral prompts some existential questions from Ellie about life and death and what happens after. Given recent events, Louis tells Ellie he believes there’s something after life. Rachel, overhearing the conversation, is torn. She’s proud her husband can discuss death with their daughter in such a frank, loving way, but all the death talk reminds her of her childhood. In flashback, we learn Rachel had to take care of her older sister, Zelda, who had spinal meningitis, and whom her parents kept in the back room “like a dirty secret.” Zelda looks like a twisted skeleton, driven mad by her physical infirmity, and Rachel recalls how she sometimes wished Zelda would die. (Eventually she did, obvi.)

Because basically everyone and everything in this movie gets killed by a speeding truck, Louis and Rachel’s young son becomes the next victim to the mean road outside their house. In a truly troubling scene, Gage runs out into the road during a family picnic and is hit (off-screen) by a tractor trailer. In the days that follow, Rachel becomes nearly catatonic, while Ellie maintains that God could bring Gage back if He wanted to. Jud (always offering hot takes on mortality to other people’s kids) says he doesn’t think God works that way. Or does he?!

At the funeral, Rachel’s dad violently attacks Louis, yelling, I told her something like this would happen!” The resulting scuffle causes them to knock over the miniature-sized coffin and send little Gage’s body flying out. (Just in case you were wondering if this movie was going to pull any punches.) Louis goes home, sees his demon cat lying on his distraught wife’s chest and begins to wonder. Jud, drinking downstairs, already knows what Louis is thinking and attempt to stop him. He recounts the story of Timmy Baderman, a boy killed on his way home from World War II. His parents buried him up by the Mik’maq burial ground, and he returned, but death turned him into a deranged zombie, clawing at his own flesh, stalking neighbours. Eventually, the townsfolk turned on the Baderman boy and a small mob set fire to the Baderman house with the boy inside. “Sometimes death is better,” Jud assures Louis. “The Indians knew that. They stopped using that place.”

I unearthed my dead toddler in the middle of night. What could go wrong?

I unearthed my dead toddler in the middle of night. What could go wrong?

Ellie begins to dream of someone called “Paxkow,” and Rachel decides to take Ellie with her to her parents for a few days after Louis and her dad make peace. Louis has to work and can’t join them for a few days. But when the cat is away, the mice will play. And by “play,” I mean “dig up his dead son and perform an unoly rite to bring him back to life.” Pascow visits Louis as well as his daughter, and warns him again that the ground is sour. But Louis is undeterred. He reasons if Gage comes back wrong, he can always put him “back to sleep.” I guess because killing your undead toddler is a totes easy thing to do. That night, Louis heads to the not-pet sematary and starts digging.

Back in Chicago, Ellie is again visited by a ghost she calls “Paxkow” in her sleep. She tells her mom about “Paxkow” and that he’s a good ghost, trying to watch out for her dad. The name triggers something in Rachel’s memory, and the ghost of Pascow begins to, unseen, guide her back home. Rachel calls home and no one answers. Her dreams are haunted by the terrifying spectre of her dead sister Zelda, who says she and Gage are coming for her. Rachel decides to immediately take a flight home. Every step of the way, Pascow helps her, delaying flights so Rachel can make her connection, guiding car rental agencies to suggest other cars when all options seem impossible. She is, of course, too late. By the time she gets behind the seat of her rental car, Louis has already buried Gage in the place where the dead walk. Or, rather, piled a bunch of stones on top of his corpse.

Nevertheless, Rachel speeds home, driving so quickly she surely wouldn’t be able to stop if a child were to run into the road. Her tire blows out, so Pascow uses his ghost Force to make a trucker pick her up and drive her the rest of the way. (A trucker! Like the kind who ran over her kid!) That very same night, li’l Gage returns, dressed in his Sunday best, and, first-things-first, he secretly rummages through his dad’s medical bag and extracts the scalpel.

Across the roadway, Jud has fallen asleep on his front porch. When he wakes, he’s startled by small, wet footprints that lead into his house and the distant sound of giggling. Jud follows into the house to the sounds of a child exclaiming, “Hide and go seek!” Following the sounds, he enters his bedroom and takes out his hunting knife for protection. He’s just about look under the bed when Church yowls and distracts him. Gage, hiding under the bed, takes the opportunity to cut deep into Jud’s Achilles tendon with the scalpel. He then slashes his neighbour across the mouth, and finally bites into Jud’s throat, tearing it out.

The trucker brings Rachel to her door, and Pascow, riding shotgun but invisible to both riders, informs the audience he can’t help any further. Rachel goes to check on Jud, and in his bedroom finds Zelda, who says, “I’m going to twist your back so you never get out of bed again!” (Which is not really how spinal meningitis works.) Rachel blinks and Zelda has been replaced by her son, Gage, dressed in Zelda’s old clothing. “I brought you something, Mommy,” he says. Spoiler alert: it’s a scalpel.

Louis Creed, apparently a fairly heavy sleeper, wakes up to find Gage-sized footsteps on his floor and the scalpel taken from his doctor’s bag. The telephone rings and his father-in-law asks if Rachel arrived all right. Louis, in shock that something may have happened to her, pretends Rachel arrived fine. Rachel’s dad is insistent on talking to her, as Ellie has been hysterical with nightmares that her mom has died. Louis hangs up on his father-in-law. (That’s not going to win him over.) When the phone rings almost immediately afterward, it’s not him, but Gage, who spookily says, “First I played with Jud, then Mommy came, and I played with Mommy.” The final confrontation is at hand.

Louis crosses the street to Jud’s house with a hypodermic needle in hand. Church sits outside like a gargoyle, protecting the unholy house, but Louis lures the cat into a false sense of security with a raw steak, then jabs it in the butt with his needle full of death. Inside, Jud’s house appears filled with rotting goo, but it’s just an illusion. Upstairs, Louis finds Jud’s mangled corpse, then backs into the hallway, where – horror – his wife’s body drops from the attic, hanging by a noose. From that same attic, Gage leaps on his dad from above and begins slashing him with a scalpel. After a fierce struggle, Louis gains the upper hand and slowly stabs his undead son in the neck with the hypodermic needle. Gage topples backward and dies a second time.

Gasoline jug in hand, Louis begins the task of setting Jud’s house on fire. But he doesn’t leave the burning building empty-handed; he’s brought Rachel’s body with him. Pascow’s ghost returns to dissuade him from repeating his mistakes, but Louis has rationalized it to himself. He waited too long to resurrect Gage, he says, this time he’ll bring Rachel back right away. The final scene of the film shows a rotting Rachel, one eye merely a gory socket, returning to the Creed family kitchen. Louis and the undead Rachel passionately kiss, then she reaches for the knife.

 

No matter how much you want them to grow up to be doctors, don’t let your kids play with scalpels.

Takeaway points:

  • Pet Sematary succeeded as my favourite of the horror movies I’ve watched so far, probably because it’s one that tackles a theme that interests me immensely: how we (as a society, as a culture) deal with death. The various viewpoints presented – Jud’s frank discussion of death with his neighbour’s children, Rachel’s attempt to shield the children from death, Louis’s refusal to bow to death (fitting, given his profession) – present differing ways people cope with death. What really got to me was Rachel’s story about her sister Zelda, and how her family treated her (and her slow death) as a “dirty secret.” North American culture (and WASPy North American culture, in particular) tends to treat death as a dirty secret, as something that should be kept behind closed doors. The general thesis of the film seems to be that it’s better to accept death as part of everyday life. Visually, this point is garishly made when Gage’s little corpse is knocked out of its closed casket. As Jud says to Louis (several times), “Sometimes death is better.”
  • For Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans, this movie is obviously an inspiration for the episode, “Forever,” in which Dawn attempts to bring her and Buffy’s mother back from the grave. They make the same conclusion, that sometimes death is better.
  • The film also participates in that horror movie trope of “the mystical indigenous person.” “Indian” burial grounds always seem to have supernatural powers, and the Mik’maq burial ground in Pet Sematary is no different. This mystical treatment of a modern indigenous culture is a bit troubling, to say the least: as if slowly destroying indigenous society through a process of cultural genocide weren’t enough, we’re also going to make you our boogeymen. Enjoy!
  • Most of the movie I spent trying to place Jud Crandall’s accent. Apparently it’s a Maine accent, but I couldn’t help picture Jimmy Stewart who had drank one too many scotches.
  • Let us take a moment to praise the work of the cat actor who portrayed Church. I have never seen cat-acting like that featured in Pet Sematary. Church was played by seven different cats, but the scene that most impressed me was the death scene. The cat’s movements were so convincing, I was a little worried they just straight-up murdered a cat. Bravo, seven cats who played Church. Bravo!
  • In what seems like an impossible coincidence, Pet Sematary is the second horror film in two nights to feature a Ramones connection. The careless trucker who runs over Gage is blasting “Sheena Is a Punk Rocker” at the moment of impact, and the end credits feature an original Ramones tune, “Pet Sematary.” To whit: “I don’t wanna’ be buried / in a Pet Sematary.” Too true, Joey Ramone.

Truly terrifying or truly terrible?: Pet Sematary mostly lives up to the hype. Sure, there are scenes or lines of dialogue that seem a little hokey, but there are also really unsettling scenes, including the unbearable suspense leading up to Jud’s gruesome death and the truly upsetting sight of Rachel’s zombie-like sister, Zelda. Plus, the movie has a friendly ghost! One of my favourite things! But friendly ghost or not, I was still a bit creeped out.

Dazzling WASP wear and old-timey farmer togs, both appropriate outfits for a jaunt to your local pet sematary.

Dazzling WASP wear and old-timey farmer togs, both appropriate outfits for a jaunt to your local pet sematary.

Best outfit: Rachel Creed is by far the best-dressed character in Pet Sematary, but it’s hard to rank one of her outfits over any others. Perhaps her “jaunt to a cemetery” outfit – comprised of a crisp white blouse, long plaid shorts, and high socks – is the best of the bunch.

Best line: “He’s not God’s cat, he’s my cat! Let God get his own cat if he wants one!” – Ellie Creed, learning about pet mortality

Best kill: Two of the worst injuries I can imagine are having your Achilles tendon cut and having your smile widened by a knife. That Jud Crandall’s unceremonious death incorporates both at the hands of a toddler is, frankly, really impressive.

Unexpected cameo: It’s always a pleasure seeing Tasha Yar (Denise Crosby) get work. And Blaze Berdahl, who plays Ellie Creed, is better known as one of the young sleuths on the 90s children’s television show, Ghostwriter. But best of all is the author of the book, Stephen King, portraying a minister at the housekeeper Missy’s funeral.

Unexpected lesson(s) learned: (1) Even if you’re sleeping outside, always wear shoes without open heels. I bet Jud regretted his choice of slipper when he felt Gage’s blade cut through his ankle. (2) When you’re buying a new family home, try to visit it during a weekday so you get a sense of how busy the nearby traffic is.

Most suitable band name derived from the movie: Pascow’s Ghost. Or, taken from a tombstone in the pet sematary: Biffer, Biffer, a Hell of a Sniffer.

Next up: Ju-On (2002).